Archive for the ‘Goth Shit’ Category

The Dark Side of the Fish

April 25, 2011 | Justin

I assume this video will be removed from Youtube soon, so enjoy it while you can. It is nice to see Gothic culture being represented in cartoons meant for children. And the lead “Goth’s” voice is right on cue. Good job, Show-that-is-on-a-network-I-despise.

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The Walk of Shame

April 25, 2011 | Justin

This is something that has been floating around the internet. Let me just say, this is not at all cute or impressive. I do this walk every damn day of my life. Real talk.

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Gothic Easter

April 24, 2011 | Justin

I hope you all are having a morbidly splendid Easter Sunday. It is one of the gothest holidays there is, so enjoy the misery while you can. Zombie Jesus commands it.

And, yes, goths do celebrate Easter. Thank you, Mika: the Perky Retro Goth, for showing us the way. So, get your water bottles, and have a not terrible time.

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Depression for Dummies

April 16, 2011 | Justin


What can be better than a book about depression, that kicks us while we’re down by reminding us how stupid we are?  Probably nothing.. because, you know, everything is terrible.

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Little Girl Joins the Dark Side

April 15, 2011 | Justin

America’s youth is heading in the right direction, and this girl is proof of it. Her willingness to join the dark side is a thing of beauty. She knows where it’s at. If only more people enjoyed eternal blackness like this future child of the night.

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